The script for the GI Joe movie would have been awesome if they had removed GI Joe from it. Yeah it's cliched to death, but what big summer movie isn't these days? The whole Duke & Baroness story line needed to be dropped. The actual plan to take over the world doesn't come from Cobra commander, the soldiers who are supposed to feel no fear show that they're afraid, the special effects look bad like they belong in a high budget video game not a summer blockbuster the acting is as dry as a desert... on Mars, and not a single thing that happened in the movie didn't seem forced. You may question my statement about the script having the potential to be awesome. Well a movie about some terrorists that hijacked a bunch of warheads and a small outfit of commandos sent in to stop them could have been a cool action movie if done right. But this is the GI Joe movie so they had to find a way to explain people's backstories, and have pulse weapons and accelerator suits, crossbows with programmable arrows, nano machines, invisible camouflage, and people in weird costumes thought be be dead but not, and all races represented because even though they're real American heroes, they're not. Go see The Hurt Locker for some real hero shit. Stay away from this thing.
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